Space Alphabet!

A

A binder clip

"Well, I honestly try to hold onto as much as I can, and that's just a regular day's work. Why am I being interviewed again?"

M

1

B

Blu-ray logo

"I was printed on the side of an obsolete DVD machine but got dumped for a newer, better gaming sysetm called a PS4? But that's okay, I know I'll find real love someday."

G

1

C

Crescent moon

"I'm just a painting with a nice booty on me, so I'm pretty set for the rest of my existence. I'm happy."

M

2

D

Dis is a purple hanDle

"See I'm actually one part of two things you grab to hold onto a bag, but sure I can be a D too. Multitask master."

M

3

E

Easy par 3 coursE

"I'm pretty sure I was made so that old, rich, white men can hit balls with metal canes and spend the next hour looking for it."

N

1

F

Fiddlesticks

"I come from a broken home, I was in the tree growing business, but now somehow I've living on the streets."

N

2

G

Geez , a little privacy?

"I have a pretty cool job. I just get to spy on you all day long, like a secret agent. Oh, you thought no one saw you trip walking in? I DID. I WILL NEVER LET YOU FORGET IT"

M

4

H

Hardwood sign

"Well, I work as a wooden letter on the outside of a building. It's been hella hot, humid, and horribly depressing. Would not recommend."

G

2

I

I see a staIn In this tree

"Hi! I'm a stain! I like existing. It's beautiful and natural, when it's on trees. But in people's pants, not so much."

N

3

J

Just a hanging leaf

"My brothers and sisters got ripped from my vine for this picture, you monster. Also, get my good side."

N

4

K

Karate mannequin

"I wanted to do ballet as a youngin, but I got bullied so much I learned to fight and I killed everyone in the face. I LOVE KA-RA-TAY! HI-Y AAA!! "

M

5

L

Log this, Log that

"I'm a log, most usually found in your local park, just laying around and relaxing. I love my life. Tripping children is my favorite hobby."

N

5

M

Mmm, yuM

"Y'know, surprisingly in my line of work, I have yet to eat an M&M. I wonder what they're like Or any food at all, really. I can't eat. I'm not alive."

G

3

N

No this isN't a z

"Napping on the job? My favorite past-time. My favorite answer is no. Will I get up? Will I make any use of myself? Do I care about you at all in the slightest? Big fat no."

G

4

O

Ollies and Other tricks

"I've been around the block awhile, rolling here and there. My job keeps me traveling, which I like. I'm always on the road!"

M

6

P

Psycho, the Poster

"I don't really unerstand my purpose here, I always kinda feel ignored. No one pronounces me. It'd be the same with or without me. I'm having an identity crisis."

G

5

Q

Quite a curly Q

"I was born yesterday! My dad Expo Pen and my mom Board met at last and created me! I'm gonna die by eraser soon, but I appreciate having lived a short while as I have."

G

6

R

Rated R

"I love telling kids they can't hear words they're going to use the rest of their lives or see the adult human anatomy. I have all the power, and it's wonderful."