Eri’s Alliterative Alphabet

A

Awesome Affect

A chair to accomodate your absolutely articulate ass while achieving academically amazing activities.

M

1

B

Beyond Bitchin’

A "B" on a bench is better than bees in your bonnet, baby.

G

1

C

Chrome Contraption

Carefully consider the counter courtesy of this crystal clear classic magnifier.

M

2

D

Dinosaur Diamond

Drastically dense dirt.

N

1

E

Essential

Extreme expedient for erasing hair errors.

M

3

F

Freakish Flowers

Forget fauna, fanciful flora is fully fine.

G

2

G

Groovy Glyph

Good God, a gorgeous graphic!

G

3

H

Heavyweight

Here's a heartily hefty heirloom.

G

4

I

Intense Irritant

I'm insanely intimidated.

N

2

J

Joyful Journey

A jubilant jump jam-packed with joie de vivre.

N

3

K

Kitschy Kulture

Krazy krass krap kicks it.

G

5

L

Lively Little Lubricant

Libation that longs to linger on the lips.

M

4

M

Mom Made

Many meticulous stitches and masses of minutes make for much mastery.

G

6

N

Nicely Notched

Never nip your nose in a narrow notebook.

M

5

O

Opted Out

It's over, oak.

N

4

P

Puny Plant

Pee-wee's pretending he's a ponderosa pine. Pathetic.

N

5

Q

Quirky

A query: What is this quixotic qontraption?

M

6

R

Ron's Refreshment Receptacle

Coffee is really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really righteous.

G

7

S

Serpentine

So slippery and slithery is this ssssssssss hook.

M

7

T

Terribly Tall

Testosterone-charged Ts.

M

8

U

Ugly Upset

The unctuous usher was ultimately ushered out.

M

9

V

Vividly Vibrant

Vivian vascillated between various violent vices and peaceful ventures.

M

10

W

Why, Willie, Why?

What was Willie wiggling over the wall?

G

8

X

X-rated

Exceptionally extroverted exhibitionists expect an excellent rating.

N

6

Y

Young Yoda

Yo, Yaddle, peace out, yo.

N

7

Z

Zealot

This zippy zee zaps zits on zombies.

G

9