Ron’s Primer (don’t do this)

A

The Letter A

A is for Architecture

A-listers assemble in an articulated A-frame.

B

B is for Bunk Beds

Brothers are buddies who have each other’s back.

C

C is for Clean?

Crikey. I completely forgot my container of crystal clear water.

D

D is for Dee-lish

Dare I devour a dozen devine tacos, dude?

E

E is for Embark

Exercise extreme caution when entering the expressway.

F

F is for Framed

The foliage has fallen through to the floor.

G

G is for Glorious

Good God! What a groovy glyph!

H

H is for Held captive

In the big house? Or high school?

I

I is for It's all about me

I'm incredibly important. I put both ‘I’s in narcicist.

J

J is for Joyful

A jaunty letter jam-packed with joie de vivre.

K

K is for Kindness

Quit kicking the off-kilter roots. Kay?

L

L is for Liar

A lonely little ‘I’ looking for love by living a lie.

M

M is for Malibu

Even a minute at the margin of the mainland is marvelous.

N

N is for nonsensical

Not necessarily necessary.

O

O is for “Oh My!”

It's over, man. Game over.

P

P is for Pedestrian

Perambulate this patterned pavement.

Q

Q is is for Quietude

Quell chaos. Capture quintessential quiet on this quick contraption.

R

R is for Righteous

A radiant ray. Exposing all that is wrong with the raging republican ruler.

S

S is for Sewage

Shit this stinks.

T

T is for Teetering

Tarry not for this temple may topple.

U

U is for Upchuck

Undulating under and over until what is down comes up.

V

V is for Vexed

Vociferously voice your validation of peace as the venue to victory.

W

W is for Worn out

A woefully weary bedspring. He wishes for 40 winks.

X

X is for Ex

Ex-wives keep excellent tiles extremely clean. Exactly why I'm excommunicated.

Y

Y is for Yearn

Yonder lie youthful desires. Reach yon. Y not?

Z

Z is for Zen

Zig. Zag. But stay in your zone.